Team Bonding * Birthday Parties * Family Trips * Hen & Stag Parties * Universities * Meetups & Social groups
How to book
Please e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org with your needs for a quote.
For quickest response please include your group size and preferred dates and times.
Or Instant Book
Instant Booking cuts out the admin and allows you to guarentee your spot today!
Available for the holiday period Tuesday-Thursday at 5:30pm
Private tours range in price depending on the duration of the tour, the time of the booking, and the size of the group. Below is a guideline. Additional charges may apply for bespoke tours.
Privacy Please! £100
The "private family tour" is perfect for up to five people.
(a few extras? they join for £10pp)
Extra Loo Roll! £150
Small groups with numbers ranging from 10-20 people.
(need to go over a few? £10pp)
Royal Flush! £200
Large groups with numbers up to 30 people.
(numbers above 30 will result in multiple/split groups for all to enjoy)
Special Doo! £300
Includes a tour, a twinned toilet for your home, office or school, and your first drink at the Cellar Door.
Rate is valid for groups of up to 15 (Package value £375)
Why should I book a private tour?
The great thing about a Private Loo Tour is that you get to:
Pick your start time and date
Go at your own pace
You and your friends/group get a tour all to yourself
Request adjustments or additions to the route – e.g. if you are having a celebration we could include an extra bar stop along the way
Where will we go on the tour?
You can choose from one of our standard routes (Waterloo Tour, Bloomsbury Tour, Thoms Crapper)
or a bespoke tour based on your interests or location!
Is there a minimum/maximum group size?
There is no minimum group size, thought there is a minimum booking fee of £100. The maximum recommended group size is 20, though we can accommodate larger groups.
How can I pay?
Once a Loo Lady is assigned to your private hire, you will be in contact with her directly. An invoice will be sent with your booking confirmation for payment via direct debit (no fees!) or paypal (fees apply.)
How far in advance do I need to pay?
Private hire can be arranged at anytime, pending guide availability. We ask that you make a deposit within 48 hours of receiving the confirmation in order to secure the time and date of your choice, then full payment by a specific date. A booking will confirm your tour.
Cancelation & Refund Policy
Up to 14 days before the date tours are refundable, minus the £25 deposit.
If you need to cancel within 14 days, a 50% non-refundable deposit is retained by the guide. No refunds if cancelled within 7 days of the tour date. The tour may be re-scheduled, pending availability of the guide.
Do you offer tours in other languages?
Currently our tours are offered in English only, but we are happy to work with translators provided by you and to provide notes in advance. Previous groups have included French, Russian and British Sign Language speakers.
Help us support Toilet Twinning!
Toilet Twinning is a simple, quirky way to solve a serious problem and save lives. Your smallest room becomes the proud owner of a certificate, complete with a colour photo of its twin and GPS coordinates so you can look up your twin on Google Maps.
Add £30 to the cost of your tour,
and we will match fund to present you with
a certificate on the day!*
Toilet Twinning funds the work of international relief and development agency Tearfund. Your donation will be used to provide clean water, basic sanitation, and hygiene education. This vital combination works together to prevent the spread of disease. Children are healthier, and able to go to school; parents are well enough to work their land and grow enough food to feed their family. With better health, and more ability to earn a living, men and women discover they have the potential to improve their own lives.