Due to the ongoing pandemic we have suspended our public tours for the remainder of 2020.
While guidelines allow we are continuing to offer a limited number of private tours for single household groups.
Please contact email@example.com for more information.
We have also launched our first ever ONLINE TOILET-THEMED QUIZ!
Join us on select Sundays at 1pm, or book a private virtual event.
If you would like to support our guides through this challenging time please consider the following:
1: Purchase a gift certificate by clicking any of the tour booking links below.
Please note we will honour all gift certificates beyond the usual 6 months,
and will endevour to make sure all who book are able to join us when tours are safely able to operate.
2: Take a tour from the comfort of your home with one of our audio tours, recorded in 2014 with the Original Loo Lady, which are availible for pay-what-your-like on bandcamp. These roughly follow the content of our walking tours, with some guest voices.
3: Book a loo lady for a virtual experience! We are happy to offer lectures, Q&As and pub quizes on a variety of online platforms. E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org to discuss!
Stay safe and healthy and we look forward to seeing you on a tour soon!
Virtual Toilet Quiz
2020 got you down in the dumps? Need to flush away those isolation blues? Join your quiz master, The Loo Lady, challenge your friends to see who really knows their shit! It's not your bog standard pub quiz!
The ultimate Loo Tour quiz is perfect for lovers of quirky facts. Questions cover a wide range of topics from history, to science, to celebrity gossip.
Each quiz consists of 4 rounds of 10 questions and lasts approximately 1 hour.
Team participation: You are welcome to play as a team with other registrants. If you are not in the same physical location you will need to arrange to communicate with eachother via text (or go high tech and get a second private video call up and running!)
Join us on Sundays, 15 & 29 November and 13 December. Booking info to come soon.
Availible as a private virtual event for your office or family party! Contact email@example.com to book.
The Original Tour
The Bloomsbury Tour
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Our Walking Tours
The Original Loo Tour
Our classic route runs from Waterloo to the West End, exploring the potty politics of public toilets. From stories of intrigue to practical tips, this tour is an investment in your bladder future! Never be caught short again!
Tuesday & Sunday
The Bloomsbury Loo Tour
We put the Loo in Bloomsbury! This tour travels from Euston Square to Holburn and plumbs the depths of the history of health and hygiene, investigating how the toilet as we know it evolved.
Availible by request
Thomas Crapper's Times
This tour travels through the Kensington area where Thomas Crapper lived and worked. Learn about the man and the myths and legends that have followed him and his famous surname!
Available by request
The Fart Tour
The Fart Tour with Amber-Loo, which journeys through Soho to celebrate the fun and discover the facts of our greatest bodily function.
For the quickest support include a copy of your voucher (or the codes)
and your preferred tour date.
*Information for cerrtificates purchased in 2019
Due to our current reduced schedule we will be honouring all gift certificates through the end on 2020. If you have an expired certificate please contact us with your preferred date or to request a new voucher code.
In the Press
Meet the Guides
The Loo Ladies share a passion for London, history, interesting facts, and above all, a nice loo!
Amber cut her tour guiding teeth on a double-decker bus in 2002 and has been a professional guide/master of disguise since 2009. She holds an official badge to be a guide in The City of London, Westminster and Camden. She runs her own guiding under the title "American Tour Guide in London" and is always looking for ways to turn a costume opportunity into a walk around London. Her passion is bringing history to life so that all ages can enjoy and learn.
Favourite Loo: any clean loo - "If not, I'm armed with my She Wee!"
When not gallivanting around London with a plunger, Katie can be found gallivanting around the various theatres and stages of England trying her hand at the life of a professional actor. When forced into doing a "proper" job she may be spotted putting her history degree to good use as a tour guide in various locations around the country.
Favourite Loo: The Jubiloo, of course! How can anyone fail to be won over by its patriotic charm?!
Favourite Loo Fact: Well that would be giving away some of the secrets of the tour... but here's a hint - it's to do with what happens to all the posh poo from London's Savoy Hotel!
(Loo Tours Founder & Guide)
The woman who didn't want to pay to pee! Rachel founded loo tours after she developed an obsession with finding free toilets in London, and continues to take delight in sharing her knowledge and enthusiasm. She also Morris Dances... because if you work in toilets you have to have a "normal people hobby" as well.
Favourite Loo: "The one that's where I need it, when I need it."
Favourite Loo Fact: In America the flush handle is usually on the left and in England it's on the right! Even I don't know why (if you find out please tell me!)