Why should I book a private tour?
The great thing about a Private Loo Tour is that you get to:
Pick your start time and date
Go at your own pace
You and your friends/group get a tour all to yourself
Request adjustments or additions to the route – e.g. if you are having a celebration we could include an extra bar stop along the way
Where will we go on the tour?
You can choose from one of our standard routes (Waterloo Tour, Bloomsbury Tour, Thoms Crapper)
or a bespoke tour based on your interests or location!
Is there a minimum/maximum group size?
There is no minimum group size, thought there is a minimum booking fee of £100. The maximum recommended group size is 20, though we can accommodate larger groups.
How can I pay?
Once a Loo Lady is assigned to your private hire, you will be in contact with her directly. An invoice will be sent with your booking confirmation for payment via direct debit (no fees!) or paypal (fees apply.)
How far in advance do I need to pay?
Private hire can be arranged at anytime, pending guide availability. We ask that you make a deposit within 48 hours of receiving the confirmation in order to secure the time and date of your choice, then full payment by a specific date. A booking will confirm your tour.
Cancelation & Refund Policy
Up to 14 days before the date tours are refundable, minus the £25 deposit.
If you need to cancel within 14 days, a 50% non-refundable deposit is retained by the guide. No refunds if cancelled within 7 days of the tour date. The tour may be re-scheduled, pending availability of the guide.
Do you offer tours in other languages?
Currently our tours are offered in English only, but we are happy to work with translators provided by you and to provide notes in advance. Previous groups have included French, Russian and British Sign Language speakers.